A Troublesome Foursome

Jonas: - Isn't the net a little bit too high?
Fiona: - Yeah, and there's a hole in my racket.
Ulrik [concerned]: - There's something wrong with these balls. They go too far...

We tried playing double tennis today, me, Tobias, Fiona and Ulrik. I say tried because I don't think what we did fits under the definition of playing. What we did was to shoot many balls into the net, lots of balls somewhere else, and a few balls on Fiona. But some of them actually made it both to the other side and back. Unfortunately Tobias and Fiona beat me and Ulrik. Next time, though!